Alan Thomaston

Nigger Fears Accountability

Token nigger department head fears accountability and being the first uncle tom to be fired by DHS. No that isn’t a headline from the onion, it is an accurate representation of the dumpster fire that is occurring at DHS currently. In what could only be described as a troublesome quarter …

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Gas Stoves To Be Banned By Biden

As winter comes to a close the Biden administration is seeking new ways to put pressure on the already collapsing electrical grid, which for many is a saving grace as we can’t always rely on junkies chasing their next fix causing issues. Thankfully, we’re ridin’ with Biden on this one! …

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